Curiouser and curiouser

The Bookseller's annual Diagram Prize for the Oddest Book Title of the Year has released its Very Long List. Before the short-list is announced (19 February) and the public can vote, here are some of my favourites:
Collectible Spoons of the Third Reich
Crocheting Adventures with Hyperbolic Planes
How YOU Are Like Shampoo: For Job Seekers
I'm Not Hanging Noodles on Your Ears
Peek-a-poo: What's in Your Diaper?
The Great Dog Bottom Swap
The Master Cheesemakers of Wisconsin  
 
Last year's winner was The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-miligram Containers of Fromage Frais. And they say the title is everything!