The Agency: Meet Mad Cap

Madgie M. Cappock aka Mad Cap is an unusual superhero: she has no super powers, she couldn't drive her MadMobile if she had one, her middle name is Madonna.
BUT she has a super costume, a super genius friend and she's a pro at origami. So there, what else could she possibly need to run one half of the Rent-a-Hero Agency, find out stuff and generally save the world?

15 things you should know about Mad Cap. (Or not.)

1. She knows 17 different recipes for hot chocolate. One of them involves cheese.
2. She’s extremely good at finding old rusty nails.
3. She’s less good at not crying when the nail goes through her foot.
4. Every summer, she swears never to wear flipflops again (see 2 and 3).
5. She’s rotten at keeping good resolutions.
6. She can say “Where is the sweet shop?” in five languages.
7. She’s plump in all the right places, plus a few extra ones, but it’s ok because her super hero cape could hide a small army of Mad Caps.
8. Her left foot is slightly bigger than her right. Or maybe it’s the other way round.
9. The last time she wore a dress in public, she spilt orange juice all over it. On purpose. 21 times.
10. She’s invented a deadly judo move involving fat dad bellies and sneaky tickles. It works every time.
11. She gets freckles if there’s enough sunshine.
12. Her favourite colour is blue. No, red. Wait, green’s not bad either.
13. She once tried on her mother’s bra and filled it with Jaffa cakes. She didn’t do it twice.
14. She once tasted cat food. She didn’t do that twice either. It was Norbert’s idea.
15. Her best friend is Nortbert. You know that, but it’s nice to say it every now and then.